Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
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Just took my morning after pill in the library
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
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No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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