Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
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