I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
Last night the nurse at the ER told me that she wished all her drunk patients were like me. Then she commented on my socks...
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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