D3 body, D1 cock
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
The beer is more important than you right now.
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
My penis needs a shock collar
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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