so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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