Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
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Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
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A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
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My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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