You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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