All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
she smelled like a LAN party
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
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Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
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If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
I am available for nakedness
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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