I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
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Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
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i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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