i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
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well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
being pregnant is like rehab
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
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How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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