Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
i think my cat just said my name.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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