yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Randomize
