You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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