I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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