well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
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