Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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