ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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