wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
two words...techno handjob
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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