how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
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a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
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I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
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