decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
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