That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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