I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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