What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
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Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
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I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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