This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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