Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
I wish life had little blips of pornography
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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