Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
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This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you're receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
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Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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