i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
im drinking this country out of the recession.
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
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On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
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But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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