i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
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There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
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As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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