scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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