My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
Do you have swine flu?
I know my taste in men is not always top notch; however, I don't sleep with swine.
Pigs, yes. Swine, no.
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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