a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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