BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
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She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
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Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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