her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
Randomize
