check it out our google latitudes are spooning
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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