We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
I need to start dating older women. We tried sexting and she used more emojis than actual words. It was so bad that I did the math...her messages were 54% emoji. No one should make me feel this old when I'm only 28.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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