It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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