dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
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Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
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I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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