I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
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my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
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