i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
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The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
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You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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