This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
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I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
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For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
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