i don't like sucking hair
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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