You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
last night some bitch put bruce along with his entire fishbowl in her purse and tried to leave. how drunk do you have to be to steal someone's pet??
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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