The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
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he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
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No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize