he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
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My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
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Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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