I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
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I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
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I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
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