Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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