where am i from again
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
