I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
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