ya dads aren't the best wingmen
mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
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I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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