..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Randomize
