i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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