I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
drinking out of a sandbucket again
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
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