I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
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Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
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Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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