let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
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Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
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I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
lol hangovers are for mortals.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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