Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
So I hogged the stall at Denny's for so long that a little kid shit his pants and ran crying to his mother. Am I a terrible person for this being the proudest moment of my life?
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
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i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
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Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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