Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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