well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
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i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
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wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
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